Small Hands was still short on rent and landlord Joanna Angel was only giving him one more day to come up with the rest. Then, like an angel sent from the metal gods above: Romi Rain, legendary lead singer of Toxic Pussy walked through the doors! She had to come inside what really seemed like her kinda place. Small Hands nearly lost it, as he worships the ground she walks on! Romi LOVES going to spas on her days off, but hates LAME fluffy towels and and smelling like flowers. She was certainly at the right place, and ordered the air guitar special! It included Small Hands playing air guitar, and Romi massaging herself, dripping in coconut oil! And then there’s all of the sex on the massage table, of course. Her experience was so amazing that she, still drenched in oil and cum, decided to buy the place and keep it open forever! Talk about a happy ending.

Busty brunette Angela White saw a negative review for Metal Massage and thought she thought she might see if she could help bounce up their rating. Angela requested the ‘deep tissue’ and Small Hands was A-OK with the gloriously luscious bombshell stripping down to her fishnet bodystocking so he could go extra hard. Once on all fours on the table as her masseur instructed, she enjoyed the sensation of coconut oil being squirted and rubbed all over her booty, and then something unexpected happened… He metal shouted into her butthole – and it felt incredible! She could really feel the vibrations deep inside of her, and she wanted more! And once she explained that ‘more’ meant his big cock, that is exactly what this happy cum-covered customer got! Five stars.

The verified reviewer didn’t leave good feedback, even though the sex was great. Owen’s officially out of the band AND Metal Massage! While at the shop, queen cougar Joanna saw an opportunity to ‘help’ when the tasty frat boy snack that is Lucas Frost walked in and preferred a lady therapist. She changed into her ‘massage clothes’ (lingerie… She doesn’t know how to give massages!) and while Lucas was curious, he went with it. Once she admitted the truth, she told him there’s something else she’s been known to be pretty good at, and that is sucking and fucking cock! They put the table and all of the coconut oil to very good use! Who’d have thought you could show up for a massage and then end up massaging the inside of someone’s asshole with your dick?! So metal!

The dudes at Metal Massage were late on rent! Landlord and Empress of the Metal Massage Kingdom Joanna Angel wasn’t thrilled about it, so it was important they made a good impression on Karlee Grey, a verified reviewer she was sending in. If she left good feedback, it might drum up some business- which would be no problem for drummer Owen Gray! He can drum up AND down. Karlee was impressed by the atmosphere and hipster trendy casual ambiance, and was interested in the ‘Drum Solo.’ Karlee did NOT appreciate Owen’s band’s music being played, but working his sticks on her knots felt so interesting she wondered what else his hands… and tongue and dick could do! Let’s just say he sent her off as a satisfied customer.

Butt plug wearing goth brat Kendra Spade is spoiling dinner licking down a tasty candy sucker and diddling her lady-skittle underneath her schoolgirl skirt! Ramon isn’t pleased she’s tits out masturbating on the couch making everything sticky, so he’d give her something orally fixate on- his big, hard cock! She dropped to her knees and ravenously sucked down his sugar stick, Ramon sweetening the deal by turning her around and fucking her tight teen asshole! Even for being such a brat, Kendra was rewarded with a cum-covered treat because it’s no secret: Kendra loves being punished with ass fucking and jizz as much as she loves sweets!

Honey Gold thought she was being a good girlfriend by suggesting to her boyfriend Logan Pierce that they be more active together. She looked super hot with her denim short shorts, grunge plaid flannel and fishnets, fully done up for her man- but it wasn’t right for the hike. All she did was pout and complain about getting sweaty and dirty! Frustrated, he called her out for being a pain in the ass, and ended up carrying her all the way back. He was pretty mad by the time they got home, so Honey thought maybe she did deserve some punishment… Plus, fucking in the house is exercise too! Spoiled little brat always gets her way!

Rocky Emerson thinks that because she’s tall and totally fucking gorgeous, that nobody will care about asking for ID – but handsome bartender Small Hands wasn’t having it as she tried flirting and lifting her little black dress revealing her lacy red lingerie underneath. She had to go… but this bratty teen got horny when he scolded her, so she stomped off into the bathroom stall to masturbate! Shocked to find her, she admitted the truth, asking if she could stay for some cock. Instead of pounding drinks at the bar, he could pound her tight pussy deep and hard all over it! Getting cum drunk is more fun anyway.