“When I was a teenager, I think I was a triple-D,” busty pool bunny Kayla Kleevage reminisced. “Nothing wrong with that. Every day is Christmas when you’ve got huge boobs. Especially when you’re a dancer. If you’re a dancer, you make lots of money because of your big boobs, and if you’re a waitress, guys tip you more. You get more attention, you get a lot of boyfriends, but they all want to squeeze your boobies.
“I like boobs. Boobs are cute. I think a woman’s body wouldn’t look right without boobs. If a woman had a bare, regular chest with nothing there, what fun would that be? There’d just be half the fun, not even. I can’t picture a woman built any other way. They’re the first thing a man goes for when he’s getting aroused. He wants to go for the boobs.”