“I love playing video games, but sometimes they get me so worked up! I get frustrated when I keep dying or there’s a part I can’t beat, and well…that makes me want to masturbate! I know that might sound silly, but it’s how I relax when I get tense. Plus, it doesn’t help that the controller vibrates. I like to hold it near my crotch when I play so I can feel the vibration. It’s like a little tease before I move on to the main course with my real vibrator.”