“The best compliment someone said to me was how nice my eyes are,” Amiee Roberts said. Amiee, that guy was lying to you. He was looking at your boobs. There are ways of looking at boobs that were created by ninjas so girls don’t suspect what we’re really checking out. The next time this happens, turn around and then ask him what color your eyes are. (They’re hazel, for the record.)
XLGirls: Do you have any girlfriends with big boobs like yours?
Amiee: No one with boobs as big as mine.
XLGirls: Too bad for us. Do you get better service at stores or anyplace else?
Amiee: Usually at bars.
XLGirls: Do you do things like cleaning or watching TV at home topless or naked?
Amiee: I sometimes watch shows in just my tank top and panties but if it’s really hot I just take the tank top off.
XLGirls: What is something you have tried but will never do again?
Amiee: That would be paint ball shooting!
XLGirls: What do you like to wear to catch someone’s eye?
Amiee: I’ll wear a tank top and shorts or something else cute. Make-up, hair and nails done.