“The kinkiest experience I’ve ever had was when I went to a drum circle on the beach that turned into an orgy. There were people fucking on blankets and in the water. I fucked three guys that night and ate more pussies than I could count. It was so dark you could barely see. I’m not even sure whom I hooked up with, and for some reason I find that hot. Afterwards I joked that instead of a drum circle it was a cum circle.”