“The first thing I did the day I turned 18 was go to the gas station and buy a lottery ticket. I was feeling lucky and I was finally old enough to play. While I was there I met a cute guy who was standing behind me in line. As I was leaving he said, ‘Good luck.’ We kept talking and eventually we ended up making out in my car. I was ready to fuck right there but he insisted we go back to his place where it’d be more comfortable. That was a good call, because he really fucked the shit out of me all over his apartment! I left pussy juice all over his couch and bed. I didn’t end up winning the lotto, but I still felt like I hit the jackpot that day!”