I’m Olive! Ask me about my terrible sense of humor, my favorite video games, and that time I let two strangers fuck me at the same time in the back of their van! I generally make terrible decisions… So why don’t you make them for me? Let’s play Terrible jokes and a try-it-once attitude. Just tell me what you want. I’m very good at following directions. Low stern voices, nerdy interests, craftsman hobbies, adventurousness, strong boundaries but patient understanding, physical strength, the smell of sweat, foodies, self-possession, good manners, self discipline, and people who like bluegrass and metal.