Sup. Or are you one of those normie types that prefers hello? Sorry, but if you couldn’t already tell, I really don’t care about mainstream societal conventions – in the streets, in the sheets, or anywhere in between. Let’s get weird. I have a mouth that ought to be washed out with soap and an imagination that would make you blush if I hadn’t already used my powers of seduction to redirected all the blood to your ‘other’ head. Also, I can do splits. I have a thing for men who are a whole lot more than the boy next door. Think you can handle a sassy hipster with a middle finger for a heart and a body that is capable of anything (and everything)? If yes, then I definitely want to meet you.