I can show you lots of stuff, like how freaking massive my boobs have got since becoming pregnant. I can also talk dirty for you and eat and sandwich provocatively all at the same time! It’s a skill to be jealous of. If I can break it, it’s already broken. This plays a roll in my physical world and subconscious realm. Some find this quality endearing… I’m just happy healthcare is free in Canada. Oh yeah, I’m the best vegan home chef around. Your mom would love me. I like beards, a lot… And guys with a very dry sarcastic sense of humor. The kind of humor where most would think you were clinically depressed but really you’re just fucking with their head and lack of intelligence. I like that.