I shall perform the sacrament of neck wiggles while tearing apart rubber bands I can twitch an eye like a sky full of jelly beans. AHHHHHHHHHH! WHY AM I ALLOWED OUTSIDE?!? HOW DID THE MUFFIN MAN FIND ME AGAIN? TULIPS OTTER FARTS!
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PenguinMaw
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NerdyAmazon
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JamieMarrow
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