LordShockwave

Come join me in solving the conundrums of this wild and wacky universe – or just masturbate whilst my beard regales you with tales of times past. I cannot say you will like it, but I know for certain that I will! I am a master of confidence, more ear than human, a listener, a joker, a vibrant fool for when you seek times with a conservationist. A speaker and a receiver. Half human, half heavy metal maniac from the planet Bollock-Head. My turn ons include not taking my clothes off and sticking my middle fingers up at you! I enjoy writing scripts, stories and poems, drawing, animating, digital artwork, and throwing pebbles at young doorknobs.