CasualNihilist

It’s like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake-Weighty. I know how to eat and sleep. But I’m an insomniac who regularly forgets breakfast, so I’m not even good at that. Chuck Palahniuk books. Pointing out the horrible aftermath of movies with “happy endings.” Also, when a lover is blindly feeling for conditioner and spills the beer I left in the shower on their head.